alaskan mudslide

1. A mudslide in Alaska.

2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.

1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."

2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.

by ruffman December 28, 2008

Missouri Mudslide

One male has to have diahrrea. Have girl sit with back against headboard. Male straddles her while she sucks his dick. Male then shits down her chest while she fingers the shit into herself.

Yo Billy you should give her a Missouri Mudslide, she liked it last night.

by JoshieG2003 December 8, 2016

barbarian mudslide

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.

Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?
Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..
Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.

by Peter Gill September 8, 2007

Dutch Mudslide

Similar to a Dutch Oven. When one of the two people in the same bed farts, and blasts an accidental discharge of fecal matter instead of just gas on to the other person.

I meant to give Ma the old Dutch Oven, but I accidentally lost control of my bowels and gave her a Dutch Mudslide instead.

by Tim Rentler February 5, 2008

Hazleton Mudslide

When a man engages in anal sex with another person, that is riding in a Chinese swing with diarrhea pouring out their ass.

If you try the Hazleton Mudslide, you're a total fucking pervert.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

tallahassee mudslide

The act of unleashing diarrhea down a partner's chest while suspended over their head, preferably on monkey bars.

Lets go to Taco Bell before bed so I can give you a Tallahassee mudslide.

by Jose guava October 19, 2013

Mudskippa

One of the best Hypixel Skywars Duels players, skips mud on a daily basis. Is in the best guild - Allure.

"Have you seen Mudskippa today?"
"Yes, I saw him skipping mud over there"

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