mail bizzity

Incredibly stylish term for the mail bag, where everyday individuals turn for illustrious wisdom. Sometimes also shortened to "mail bizzy."

Savy: Here is your Mail Bizzity Ben, enjoy today.

Ben: What is THAT?!
Savy: The mail bag. We have to keep you hip.

Ben: You're a visionary

by work_hard_play_harder December 7, 2020

E-mail Cannon

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.

by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008

t-mail

The act of texting to someones email or vice versa, usually for the friend that doesn't have a cell phone.

Amanda doesn't have a phone so i have to t-mail her all the plans.

by manda01 October 27, 2008

pink pony e-mail

An e-mail intended to embarrass the sender, sent without senders knowledge or approval - sometimes referencing how much the sender likes pink ponies.
Usually done when someone leaves a computer unattended and unlocked, enabling anyone to do things on behalf of the logged in user.
Other variations involve changing settings and making minor changes on the computer to could be noticed immediately or much later.

Dane left his computer unlocked so I sent a pink pony e-mail from his account to everyone in his contact list saying he would buy them lunch.

I totally pink ponied Jerehmiah by changing his desktop background.

by LowAmmo July 13, 2012

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Maile

The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. She is beautiful, funny,and caring. She will help out if needed,whether it's by making jokes or just being there, you can't help but feel better if she's around. Her smile lights up the darkest of rooms. Overall just perfect and unforgettable

Dude I just met a Maile 2 weeks ago, I can't forget the night

by LegendKakashi February 28, 2016

Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015