when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.
by midge101 July 19, 2010
Get the alaskan salmon run moustache mug.The slightly shorter cousin of the Handlebar Moustache. Commonly worn by Ex-cons,Bikers, and Heroin Addicts. It comes down just below the edge of the lips, and can be as long as the middle chin level, but not to bottom of chin (see Handlebar Moustache)The aesthetic purpose might be to hide missing teeth,or to scare off potential employers,thus securing an unemployment check. Presence of such Moustache indicates a need to intimidate others or secret desire to be Mexican(when worn by Caucasians)
by $ovietn@m August 12, 2008
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by octopod November 22, 2003
Get the your father's moustache mug.variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.
by tronald dump August 27, 2013
Get the moustache ride mug.A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.
A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.
An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.
An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
by Ericjt July 24, 2011
Get the Handlebar Moustache mug.The usually red stain on the upper lip from Kool Aid that resembles a moustache. It usually is shaped in a semi-circle fashion due to the shape of the cup and looks like the Pringles Guy's moustache. While it is acceptable on children if a person over 11 has one they should live in complete shame.
Kenny: Dude is that a Kool Aid Moustache on your lip Alex?
Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.
Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.
Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
by Leonardo, NJ July 19, 2010
Get the Kool Aid Moustache mug.refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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