To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.
Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
by grassEnthusiast March 8, 2023
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Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
by Steve Blends September 4, 2023
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Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Get the Monsting mug.A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.
Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”
Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”
Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”
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