metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005

Mayosexual

You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.

I am mayosexual.

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

metrosexual

Man who pays a great amount of attention to his appearance and dress.
Modern term for dandy or fop.

The metrosexual man uses "product" in his hair and shops at Armani Exchange.

by anon January 1, 2005

metrosexual

Metrosexual man is a man who can be misunderstood to be a gay because he dresses so fasionably and takes care of his appreance. He spends money in purchasing fancy clothes which attract both men and women. He appears rich and intelligent.

Metrosexual actors: Jude law, Tom cruise

by tonyhur February 19, 2007

Marksexual

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Mark Sloan.

“I can’t stop starting at pictures of Mark Sloan. I must be Marksexual.”

by greys_anatomy__0 January 3, 2021