Morkai

When a snake kills the opponent with no
problem at all.

That snake just commited morkai.

by Fred Durst May 7, 2003

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Morkus Dueporkus

A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex

I was talking to the Morkus on the telephone line. I was doin all the talkin everything was fine. Till Morkus interupted with hes unique sign. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus, a Ernie look a like whos a real dorkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. A little hunch back with a funny head, and he really loves to tug off behind the shed. But You'll never understand a word he said. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus. Its a real cack when he tries to talkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. Hes favourite past time is a porno a day. And if he doesnt have a porn he'll just dream away. And he sure thinks a sheep in the fields OK. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep insertion, sheep insertion. Thats just another one of Morks sick perversions. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

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morkie

Origin: a combination of the words monotone and dorky; someone who talks in a monotone and has the characteristics of a dork

"Hey," Morkie said in a monotonous voice. "Give me back my thick glasses and my math book, guys, or I'll tell Mr. Lumpus!"

by Tasha Matsumoto December 30, 2003

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morkim

to hang one by their toes until death

erikas about to get morked!!

by kimo September 21, 2003

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Morkination

mork·i·na·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mork-e-na-shen)
n.
A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.

Mork eventually had to quit due to her Morkination interfering with her job functions.

by Another concerned anti-morker July 25, 2008

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