rigor mortis

like rick and Morty but for dead people

guy 1: we should watch some rigor mortis
guy 2: don't you mean rick and Morty?
guy 1: no.

by qa3wt4yeu May 24, 2023

Do you love moralis?

When a NFT Hit is about to happen you ask "Do you love moralis?" for good luck.

Oscar, Do you love Moralis?

Yea Ofc I LOVE Moralis.

by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023

tin-a mortis

tin-a mortis Is where you have so many tins of beer, completely cooked and drunk, you pass out sitting up while still holding your tin with a death claw. Similar to Rigor Mortis.

Look at Nev, he’s got full blown Tin-a Mortis

by Azza Kraka-phat April 30, 2023

rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007

Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.

Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.

by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009

rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

by shitze January 12, 2006

Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 4, 2009