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Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something
Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."
by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014
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A group of females that go to several nightclubs a week, are loud, annoying and enjoying letting people know there whereabouts (at the particular nightclub) on social network websites such as facebook, twitter or myspace.
'They are the biggest bunch of mooses'
'Where did Jesse go?

I think he left with that moose'
by Ivan Milat III May 2, 2011
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Moose

Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.
Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-
by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009
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Moose

Hey doctor, I need moose.
by SpkyX March 5, 2020
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Moose

Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.
"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"

" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"
by NaTeSaUcE January 23, 2009
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Moose

To "Moose" all over someone.

This word is used with many modern 18-24 year olds.

The phrase "Moose" or "Moosed" is used when a female and male engage in kissing, and intimate touching, usually when on a night out.
George: "Saturday night was sick mate!"

Jonny: "It was man, I heard you moosed all over that Marnie sort in the club?"

George: "Yes man, she's so fit"
by youthzeh March 13, 2017
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Strong,powerful, the alpha of his pack sexy, athletic, a king ,loyalty,
Moose the alpha
by Freddiecampbell May 21, 2018
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