Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.

Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."

by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

monster

Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now

That's mean, I hope you get a monster!

by MarinaM August 22, 2006

monster

big, massive; huge amounts of

Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Monster

Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.

Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.

by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011

monster

an energy drink that is extremley sugary

1: hey bro hand me my MONSTER
2: no its way to sugary

by robo arm May 19, 2020

Monster

A "Monster" is a Lady Gaga fan, but there is a difference between a "Monster" and "Little Monster". A "Little Monster" is a monster that is 0 - 13 years old and a "Monster" is ages from 14 - 186

If someone says "I'm A Little Monster" or "I'm one of Lady Gaga's Monster's"

by hausofemily July 2, 2011

monster

makilyn's forehead

makilyn has a monster forehead.

monster

by fat forehead May 15, 2019