Monojit

A monojit is someone who makes their and their friends' dreams come true. They're typically loud and rambunctious, but have fantastic facial hair.

The only downfall of these people is that they have mono.

Girl 1: Man, that guy is SUCH a monojit.

Girl 2: Yeah, I saw him making out with that next girl.

Girl 1: I wish -I- got that chance.

by AlmanacZ November 13, 2012

Monitor

Not a fucking speaker gabe

A monitor outputs data visually!!!

by Fattybuoy January 17, 2019

monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

monitor

the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.

A: i need a new monitor
B: can you see what im writing?
A: yes
B: Then whats the problem?

by Briam September 1, 2003

Mint Mojito

The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!

"Dude last night she gave me the longest Mint Mojito ever, I mean the mint desolved before I came!"

"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"

by VaizardStevan November 29, 2009

monitor lizard

Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.

(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)

"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."

by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005

monkita

a group of hot sexah girls who scream like apes and have fun where ever they go ;D

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names usually: Val,Jen,Sam,Sammie,Steph,Suzanne,Liss,
Keisha

guy 1.DAYM did you see those sexy monkitas?

guy2. Yeah i heard they make you scream like apes. daym i wanna make them scream !!

by funky chicken bebe May 7, 2005