punk mocker

A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.

Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?

by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! January 24, 2009

K-Mock

To be fucked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. The "speedbump" that horribly fucks up your once perfect life. This occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and God throws you a shovel.

"Did you hear about John? Not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had AIDS, crabs, and the clap! Talk about getting K-Mocked!!!"

"Man, last night SUCKED!!! That chick I took home from the club? First, she had a penis. Second, she stole my wallet. And third, she poured sugar in my gas tank AND shot my dog in the face....MAN I got K-Mocked!!!"

by Dick Liquorz April 15, 2009

Trinity Mock Trial Disease

A literal epidemic that overtook Southern California in the late winter/early spring of 2010-2011. The epidemic was extremely contagious and is suspected to have come from the head coach of the Trinity Mock Trial Team when she returned from Europe with symptoms of sickness. The epidemic escalated and infected hundreds of people within Southern California and is still occurring to this day. Symptoms include: Headaches, chills, throat swelling, sinus infection, & coughing.

I have gotten Trinity Mock Trial Disease.

by dblais March 3, 2011

mockstar

noun-a person who acts like a rockstar but neither plays an instrument, nor is in a band.

"that kid thinks he's got talent, but he's just a mockstar"

by joey bryce June 20, 2005

Mockitt

Scottish slang term for dirty.
boggin.
disgusting.
manky.
and so on.

'You're fuckin mockitt get washed'

by Mockitt April 18, 2010

smock mock

To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.

Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!

by SomeMillerGuy January 1, 2008

mock snuff

a scene in a movie that when removed could be passed off as an actual snuff film.

After watching some of the Flower of Flesh and Blood video Charlie Sheen turned it over to the FBI not realizing the murder he just witnessed was a mock snuff scene.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009