Moist

An object, person, sense of style, charisma, or aura that is appealing to the eye. Something that is the most epic and pleasurable thing to look at.

"Bro you look so fucking moist right now"
"Your shoes are moist as fuck"
"Damn son look at her ass, shes so fucking moist"

by tana1285 September 2, 2013

Moist

A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"

English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!

by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009

Moist

Also used as "moisture".

The new meaning of "fresh". May be used in any which way or form you like, but most commonly defined as "fresh".

Did ya see him? Yeah, he was quite moist :)
That is sooooo moist.
They got that moisture ;)

by Class of Aces SoCal January 13, 2011

Moist

The collective noun for a group of yummies.


See also yummy.

You sould have been in there, wall-to-wall Yummies !

At least three moists !

by Cutaway May 24, 2005

Moist

A particular state of mind, where one reaches a state of inner moisture. It may or may not be drug/alcohol enduced. A general feeling of well-being.

Moist understanding.

A wetness gripped me by the balls. (Metaphor)

"im feelin pretty moist right now"

"dude, your moist as"

"so, moist"

by sketi April 26, 2009

Moist

"Moist" is a popular alternative to "High Five" and is often accompanied with the well know open handed clap. It has become common for the clap to be preceded by each participant licking or spitting in their open palm as they exclaim "Moist!" and clap their hands together .

*"Mate that is MOIST!"
*licks hand and proceeds to slap the hand of friend whom just spat in theirs*

by The Real Talkie Toaster January 30, 2018

Moist

A word you should already know

Ooh that lookin moist bish!

by moistpanty May 28, 2018