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Monticrystal

A pervert and a masochist but has a heart of gold.
Monticrystal some dood in youtube.
by dndtvt April 10, 2010
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meticulating

Meticulating describes any OCD or perfectionistic action that often results in an avoidable inconvenience for others
Harold took so much time meticulating his parking job, that the store closed by the time he finished.
by LamonteCristo August 21, 2016
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The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)
Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!
by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019
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fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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Morticia Joile

Daughter of Jon Voight
Over- rated actress from the 90's who somehow still is talked about
Has maybe 1 or 2 hit films,an Oscar but tons of Razzies-proof of her awful non sequiter acting and lousy taste
Looks like a Goth but is more A whore,More resembles Morticia of the Addam's Family-without the humor
Think's she's the coolest bitch on Earth-but in reality is a trashy,homely adulteress prostitute has-been and CANNOT act for shit
Girl,Lets watch Tomb Raider-Angie,is da bomb!!
Girl #2: Yuck, i hate Morticia Joile and her movies!!!
by sexysady December 19, 2011
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mooticalla pootialla

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh
we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up
by tessammy June 22, 2003
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monticus

The most honest man on earth and is sweet loving caring and doesn't know sometimes that his true love is right in front of his face tho whole time.
(Monticus is a very nice guy)
by Jessstar2018 June 25, 2017
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