mitochondria

another word for vagina

we need more mitochondria

by pipsqueak April 23, 2008

mitosis

this is a scientific penis. this is how you refer to a penis but scientifically.

friend: “hey isn’t that a mitosis?”
science teacher: “you were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”

by that science teacher November 1, 2020

mitochondria

The thing that makes photosynthesis

Tom: "what's the mitochondria?"
Steve: "Not the powerhouse of the cell"

by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020

Mitosko

She's a real whore with no friends or a life. She spends all of her time on Furcadia hanging out with her so called friends, begging them to buy her stuff. She really has no friends, she just walks around pretending to have them. She falls in love with people to easily, and is stepped on. A lot. Trust me, I would know. ;)

You're such a Mitosko. Fuck you.

by Anonymous January 21, 2004

Mitosko

A bit of a perv, I'll admit, but a great friend. She'll always stay true to you, and won't let you down. Unless, of course, you piss her off.

Mitosko, the one who inspired me to get a 'Jesus is my Homeboy' t-shirt.

by Rhya March 15, 2004

mitogenous

Making unfounded suppositions. Also, mitongenously.

That sporadic hanging was surely mitogenous, and might have cost you the election.

by Luke Weigel May 20, 2004

Mitosis

What you say when your system steps on your toe.

*Sister steps on toe* Mitosis!

by veryjubby February 23, 2019