Sisters from different misters

Best friends; the people who know your flaws and love you for them. The ones who comfort you when you're down, love you when no one else does, and love you even more for the mistakes you make. The ones that become family, rather than friends. Sisters from different misters are the girls you can run to with anything: silly crushes, abnormal questions, retarded jokes, crazy stories, FML moments, and bad hair days. The girls that keep you in line when your being a crazy bitch, and keep your chin up when you don't have the strength to do anything but cry. The ones who you spend every day with doing nothing but sleeping 'til one, watching movies all day, playing on Facebook, and finally getting ready at eight 'o clock only to drag main trying to find something to do. The girls who make fun of your silly little traits, and know you inside and out because you spend every waking moment together (and even not the waking ones). Sisters from different misters is more than a friendship, its forever, its sisterhood, and the ultimate bond.

Tanner: "dang, those girls spend so much time together, they must be pretty good friends."
Blake: "dude, your a dumb ass. Don't you know? They're sisters from different misters".

by YoeYikkYiff December 6, 2010

miserable user

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning.

by Moggraider February 17, 2008

Hey Mister

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?

by **R** November 16, 2005

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

Misterogyny

hatred, dislike, or mistrust of men. Female equivalent of Misogyny.

Vicky doesn't like him, or his mates: Her misterogyny is affecting her relationships.

by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

miserab

(n) One who is miserable.

Look at his face, he is such a miserab.

Girl breaks up with her boyfriend and says: "Why did you break up with him?"

Girl: "Because he was a miserab."

You: "Oh. Yea, bummer."

by boop9988 July 26, 2011