Uber Micro is the ability to be able to command a vast amount of units (men) in rts games (Command and Conquer and Starcraft) This skill if highly recognized amungst gamers (made popular by the hit internet series "Pure Pwnage") and should not be taken lightly.
Tim: "Yeah, I got pwnd the other day cause the guy I was playing had Uber Micro"
Dylan: "Stfu noob..."
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Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro
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Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro
Dylan: "Stfu noob..."
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Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro
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Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro
by Dylan (f1r3f0x. broodwar, uswest) April 10, 2007
Get the Uber Micro mug.1. Achieving an orgasm by grinding one's nude body directly against its own reflection in a full-length mirror. No hands are required; body-to-glass undulations are enough to trigger this powerful explosion.
2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.
2. A simultaneous orgasm that ignites between one's self and one's reflection. An act of extreme erotic narcissism. The climax is often intensified by direct eye contact, mirror kissing, and body oil.
Julie caught a glimpse of herself in a hallway mirror at the crowded party. She was so hot for herself, she just wanted to get home, strip down, and give herself a mirrorgasm.
by oneandonly June 21, 2007
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First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."
"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.
And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.
And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007
Get the steal a mirror mug.When either a person or corporate entity make an offer "look" attractive with window dressing when it really isn't - but in reality they are only using SMOKE AND MIRRORS to distort this so they can keep holding the carrot on the stick in front of you!!! Almost like a Jedi mind trick.
"You will receive a BIG bonus next year and you are your own boss and can do whatever you want to succeed in this office!!" -that was smoke and mirrors. Here is the translation into what that really means:
"You will be chained to your desk. You will work 12 hours a day. You will not get a promotion, ever. You will have 9 bosses. You will receive just enough money to keep you alive while we pay your manager for his private jet and lakehouse in Wyoming. You will die in this place."
"You will be chained to your desk. You will work 12 hours a day. You will not get a promotion, ever. You will have 9 bosses. You will receive just enough money to keep you alive while we pay your manager for his private jet and lakehouse in Wyoming. You will die in this place."
by Govenor Tarkin February 23, 2004
Get the Smoke and mirrors mug.Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.
by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010
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