Midland, TX

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.

Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.

by kay10 October 18, 2011

Milana

Milana is sexy Russian woman. She can take your man in under a second, so watch out. Milana Is so hot and sexy everyone wants to date her. She is amazing and she knows it. Be like Milana.

Person 1: I wish Milana Married me
Person 2: Me too she is so hot

by Your fucking dick May 27, 2021

Milan

A guy with a giant gargantuan dick.

YO I heard Milan has a phat chode.

by GAY @#!E# February 17, 2020

Milan

(n) Intelligent, Good flow, a person that knows what to say and when to say it, life of the party. A man that attracts anyone and everyone.

Oh snap, that dude over there is such a Milan! I so would like to have him tonight!

by [e-mail] December 20, 2004

Milan

Is a great boy very sexy everyone want to be with him he is just sexy.

Milan Is cery sexy.

by Chicken 123557 January 20, 2019

Milaned

Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion

I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned

by kipkip85 April 19, 2017

Milan

Good friend and very loyal. Very funny and talkative. At first sight she looks mean but if you get to know her she is nice. Milans’ are very outgoing and fun to talk to. Can be annoying and dirty minded so be careful. If you ever meet a Milan have a great time with her!!!!

Milan is funny.

by Roxx May 14, 2019