ho-maintenance

To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,

3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho

1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them

by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011

Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012

Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015

newly minted

To be single after a long term relationship.

Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted
Guy 2: I dont know you. Buy something or get out

by JustFred April 19, 2018

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

Minter

Scottish; When you feel embarrassed or ashamed.

Can't believe I fell off the bus, what a total minter!

by Shanicefghijk June 29, 2010