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Minnesota snow plow

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chin and then proceeds to plow the semen into her mouth using his balls.
Man, I came on her face and she didn't want to swallow so I gave her the Minnesota snow plow...
by deleuze December 19, 2008
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Minnar

An incredibly beautiful and talented young lady. Minnars are often exceptionally bright and compassionate individuals who seek to make the world a better place based on their idealistic visions. Oftentimes Minnars are also quite esoteric and exemplify great concern for other peoples' feelings. It is quit typical for guys named Jesse to fall in love with minnars.
"If everyone was a minnar then we would be living in a perfect utopia"

"It's a shame that there are not more Minnars in the world"
by dontkillmejesse101 May 3, 2009
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flipping the minnow

She said she was thinking about flipping the minnow during her lunch hour.
by Andy May 4, 2004
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Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.
Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012
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Minnesota

1. State...ass
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated)
Shitty Little Kid: Mom, why are we going to Minnesota
Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.
by Minnesota Native April 20, 2005
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Minnesota Hotdish

When you take whatever the hell you want, mix it with cream of whatever soup, and proceed to put it in a pan and bake it.
Minnesotan 1: We made some good old fashioned Minnesota Hotdish yesterday.

Minnesotan 2: With what?
by onlineidiot1994 May 28, 2009
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Minnesota martini

A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).
I'll get a Minnesota martini - Coors Light. Thanks bartender!
by mnmaster86 October 16, 2020
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