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Lone Chilean Miner 

n. An ingrown pubic hair on the underbutt.

-Common occurrence among extremely overweight men wearing denim riding rascals through Six Flags Over Georgia during the months of August.

- Also has sporadically occurring in females with excessive peri-anal hair and type 2 hyperhidrosis
While riding the scooter at Wal-Mart, DeWayne realized the the coarse leather seat has popped his Lone Chilean Miner, causing a sour stench to radiate from his underbutt.
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Anal Miner 

A person who spends their time with their head up someone's ass
Kevin is a fucking anal miner, you can see feet hanging out Scott's ass every time he turns around
Anal Miner by KevinH8tr June 2, 2015

Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
Marmite Miner by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Emily Miner 

Emily Miner is a coward and hate people who have Autism, transgender, or isn't white. Basically anyone who isn't a white, 'normal' American.
Emily Miner Fitness banned me from her page because I have Autism.

Emily Miner is a coward who would rather just ban you instead of listening to you or reasoning with you.
Emily Miner by YouWouldKIll4This December 13, 2016

cock miner 

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.
Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
cock miner by BRC October 6, 2005

arse miner 

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual
Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*
arse miner by wtf March 8, 2005

cursor miner 

Cursor Miner is a electronica/dance performer who creates dancy beats with synthesized sounds.
Cursor Miner is a lot better than Daft Punk!
cursor miner by dr. arp December 20, 2007