get your mind out of the gutter

A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.

Man 1: This hole is too small.

(Man 2 cackles)

Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!

by 12dan4 August 14, 2011

Dirty Minded

When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.

Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

peace of mind

To be free of worries, it is often used as a bullshit term on commercials that try to say that their product will give you "peace of mind" and somehow completly solve all of your problems

AN ADT surveillance system will give you the peace of mind that you deserve

by KoolMintFlava December 27, 2005

mind like a fuckin’ steel trap

A gritty phrase describing a person who has an unfailing and perfect memory.

Well yes, it appears that the talented wordsmith, Dr Bunnygirl, has a mind like a fuckin’ steel trap!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Mincu

An Italian word, steming from Barese slang, which means an amazing guy, who is very sweet and great in bed.

This new guy I'm dating is such a Mincu!

by Krasiva69 February 18, 2022

Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.

Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

by Zedoric July 16, 2019

Dirty minded

Everyone on the Urban dictionary

Person 1 "Where can I find people who are dirty minded"

Person 2 "The Urban dictionary

by Reggwuehebeh May 21, 2019