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malpheasants

1. (prim. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts by certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

2. (alt. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts committed against certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.
Volunteer Deputy Constable (and part-time unarmed sporting event security enforcement officer) Russell Peabody committed an act of gross malpheasants (alt. def.) when he planted some throw down grass-seed-based scat near two colorful male Galliformes in a crude (and disgusting) attempt to justify their arrest (and prompt death by BBQ) pursuant to trumped up allegations of petty malpheasants (prim. def.) involving the unauthorized consumption of a partial ruck-sack of county grass seed from the football field maintenance shed during the local Punnischt, OK, high school's annual trouncing by the visiting "Fight'n Pheasants" from West Lafarge, OK.
by texlex61 January 29, 2009
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Milhouse

Or "Milly".

Descriptive term for a deluded predatory internet fraudster with pederastic tendencies.

A "fat sweaty mess" often seen wandering around Stansted Airport utterly convinced he has lured an imaginary Italian nubile to his native country. Will often be dressed in a rancid bumble bee outfit and sporting a man bag full of soiled kleenex and anal beads.
Portuguese Police have asked the public to contact them immediately if anyone fitting Milhouse's description was seen in the area at the time.

"This chatroom is monitored by responsible adults. Anyone behaving like Milhouse will be reported immediately to the appropriate authorities"
by Julia Wright-Trapezi February 11, 2009
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Randy Milholland

1 - Web Cartoonist
Author and evil mastermind of Something Positive. Randy, or RK, has been posting the comic "alot" since December of 2001. The first comic featured anti-hero Davan sending his ex-girlfriend a hanger as a gift for her baby shower. Randy is well known for his dry wit, merciless take on life in general, and handing out bars of soap at various conventions. In his self bio, Randy is described as a money-laundering elf or fairy, who is often found napping and occasionally transforms into a merkat.

See also: Davan, Aubrey, PeeJee, ChooChooBear, Something Positive
Christopher B. Wright agrees: you, too, should give money to Randy Milholland.
by o'riyley June 21, 2005
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milpit

acronym for
Mom Id Like To Punch In the Teeth
That MILPIT at the grocery store sure pissed me off when she took the last carton of chocolate milk for her little baby.
by the pupster September 17, 2007
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MILBHWF

Kind of like a 'MILF' but instead of just carrying on a brief or periodic series of one-night stands... something much deeper emerges. So she has become a 'Mother I'd Like To Be Happy With Forever'.
"Dude, who cares? She's just a MILF."

"I beg to differ, my good man. She's a MILBHWF."

"You're gay."

"No I'm not."
by Batman728 February 14, 2010
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Milfhint

when a sexually attractive middle-aged woman ( who may or may not have children) makes a sexual innuendo or adds a seductive undertone to a conversation either unintentionally or by design.
Woman casually mentions that her kids are gone for the evening and she has nothing to do, then proceeds to invite a man(s) over to the house.- Milfhint
by Yosemite Samonite September 8, 2010
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Milch Mann

Your local German Milk Man, he can either serve you cows milk or 'big boy milk' whatever that means.
Hallo, ich bin der milch mann
by InfinityPlayz9 August 3, 2021
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