Michigan

The state that is shaped like a boxing glove. Makes sense because that state kicks ass. Largest city is Detroit, which is well over 80% black. Is followed in population by Grand Rapids.

Michigan Artists: Kid Rock, Eminem, Taproot, Andrew W.K., lead singer of New Radicals, Madonna.

by Bush Fan November 30, 2004

Michigan Steez

Style of clothing or general swagger that is prevalent in the State of Michigan.

Why are you wearing sweatpants shorts?
That's just my Michigan Steez

by 810repallday November 29, 2010

Standish, Michigan

A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.

Hey, lets go to Standish, Michigan to have a good time.

by briss.ette March 15, 2018

Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"

Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.

by Damage Goods January 6, 2012

Garden City, Michigan

A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.

"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.

by Garden City victum June 19, 2011

Charlotte, Michigan

A once-booming town whose prosperity ended in the 1940s. Was also once a Ku Klux Klan center in Michigan, but is now a hicktown with lots of scary Wal-Mart people. Close to the capital, Lansing, but separated by a tiny town called Potterville. Home of the stupid school board that replaces their awesome looking logo with a shitty ripoff of the Seahawks, and has every Friday the 13th off. The superintendent of the school district is a gnome in disguise. Highly clique-y. Church on virtually every street corner. High school mascot is the Oriole, despite the lack of orioles in Charlotte.

Population: About 10,000.

**Pronounced "Shar-LOT", not "SHAR-lit".**

Dude, don't go to Charlotte, Michigan. You'll never get out.

by ReluctantResident January 31, 2010

the michigan

In hockey when your behind the net. You flip the puck on the blade of your stick and rap the puck around the net and put it top shelf.

I cant believe you did the michigan in that game.

by Noah06 December 19, 2006