The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 05, 2010
"My internet isn't working" "have you tried the tito method?"
"I tried the tito method 13 times to make my pc work
"I tried the tito method 13 times to make my pc work
by The Underscore Bro March 08, 2022
You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!
by Dainnerflame1 October 14, 2012
One of the most inefficient methods of contraception still used today. Involves having sex at the time of month at which the woman is least receptive (physically) to pregnancy.
by A equals A April 13, 2005
Mystery Method is a seduction process designed around the psychology of female attraction towards men with alpha male behavioral attributes, most particularly on the subtle level. Fundamentally, the method works under the principle that any man can showcase alpha-like behavioral traits through posture and positioning, conversation and other, more subtle practices while interacting with women, hence increasing his chances for more successful pick-ups.
Mark stopped behaving like a nervous, appologetic fool around women when he learned about the mystery method and how to apply it.
by Doc Xavian July 11, 2008
the kankan method is a method used by only the unique and special individuals. The kankan method contains the steps of getting a girlfriend, making her fall in love, beating her, beating the case too, and breaking up with her.
by iUseTheKankanMethod May 28, 2022
n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.
b. To do like Sean Malto does.
b. To do like Sean Malto does.
Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?
John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.
John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.
by -Angel- August 31, 2011