Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Slide Missing

The feeling of not remembering certain parts of the previous night, similar to a slide machine missing slides in a slide show. Usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.

An example of a Slide Missing:

Frank: Hey man, what happened last night after Sally poured beer all over John?

Jack: No idea man. There are a few slides missing from last night.

by WackyJack December 7, 2010

Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi

Look Kratos messi be ballin'.

by BlackOrion December 12, 2022

messing with

Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.

"I was just messing with him."

by Consultajf December 14, 2008

Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

missing fish

the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.

fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.

by aldo1987 April 22, 2008