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Get the Merkendorfer mug.Merenade is a combonation of the two words "merinate" and "serenade." Basically it is when someone sings to their food. Some believe that this softens it up and makes it more dilectible. Others think that the food doesn't get softer, the jaw muscles just get warmed up from the singing so the food seems softer, when in fact the jaw is stronger and readier to eat it.
*As Forrest prepares to eat his muffin he starts to sing* "DJ got me fallin in love again!!!"
Lauren: "Forrest, stop singing to your muffin! You're an idiot!"
Forrest: *stops singing for a second* "I'm marenading it!"
Lauren: *gets annoyed* "do you mean serenade?"
Forrest: "No, merenade"
Lauren: "FORREST, YOU'RE RETARDED!"
Lauren: "Forrest, stop singing to your muffin! You're an idiot!"
Forrest: *stops singing for a second* "I'm marenading it!"
Lauren: *gets annoyed* "do you mean serenade?"
Forrest: "No, merenade"
Lauren: "FORREST, YOU'RE RETARDED!"
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Get the merrena mug.A large, horizontal man who not only eats his food, but saves it on his mouth and clothes for later. They are commonly found sidemaning a lanky black man scouting for any food that he may drop. Their favourite pass time is discovering what is hidden in their belly rolls. He can be summoned by using the key word written below.
Every black man needs a Meeren. They are like mobile hand bag that you can bully and call out when you are stressed or feel like shit.
CODEWORD to summon a wild Meeren - I HAVE DOUGHNUTS
Jamal - Arther, I feel really shit today
Arthur - Don’t worry, I’ll summon up a Meeren. Watch out, you may feel his earthquake side effects.
Jamal - Have you seen that new Kung Fu Pands movie? Oh wait it’s just Meeren
CODEWORD to summon a wild Meeren - I HAVE DOUGHNUTS
Jamal - Arther, I feel really shit today
Arthur - Don’t worry, I’ll summon up a Meeren. Watch out, you may feel his earthquake side effects.
Jamal - Have you seen that new Kung Fu Pands movie? Oh wait it’s just Meeren
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