Mardoche

That one black kid who is fast yet slow and is a pussy when it comes to asking girls out

Don’t be a mardoche, dumbass.

by Thekidjuice999 November 23, 2021

dirty murdock

Jerking off to incest porn while bragging about dicking down your sister on Facebook

He claims to be freak of the week but I think he's just another dirty Murdock

by Spinnifer May 30, 2019

Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.

"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

murdock

to masterbate in public.

Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Merdocked

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally

Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."

by Jack N Adam Productions October 6, 2011

murdochian

sleazy, low rent behaviour. Sometimes pervy or voyeuristic.

that was quite murdochian of you, Bill.

by joe2two July 29, 2011

murdoch

1)Used in describing a male:

A scottish term used for describing a man who is incredibly stuck up, likes a bit of the old slap 'n' tickle, and is a selfish old beast.

2) A scottish term used for describing a woman of elegant beauty, lovely personality, and hates the male murdoch.

Man: Ohhh my dad is such a nasty murdoch!!!

Woman: OH how beautiful is that murdoch!!!

by Kate47567 August 30, 2006