menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.

When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!

by Zio November 10, 2008

Menstrual Period

A bloody waste of fucking time.

The menstrual period is a series of physiological changes that can occur in fertile females.

by Zack5779 November 3, 2010

menstrophobic

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.

Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.

by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

Menstrator Explainer

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about

You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020

Menstrual Cyclist

A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle

The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!

by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009

Menstruating

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.

- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.

by MeMeMei December 15, 2008