Memory Foam

A certain girl with huge, amazing boobs. Unfortunatly for her, most guys can't look her in the eye when they talk to her. But she is fucking hot.

Guy: "Give me a hug"
Hot Girl: "kay"
Guy: "Dude look! My zipper made an imprint in her boobs!"
Other Guy: "Dude! That's sick it's like a memory foam bed!"

Memory Foam by flamingtsunami69 March 28, 2008

Memory Cramp 

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.

You totally got a memory cramp there

Memory Cramp by insidejokeful May 25, 2011

Memory Card

Something you never had to buy for Xbox. Therefore, you do not need to know what the hell it is.

What's a memory card?" "Meh."

Memory Card by ImBartSimpson&WhotheHellRU? June 8, 2010

Memory Lapse 

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

Memory Lapse by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Memory Game 

A game played when smoking a joint with 2 or more people.
The person who starts takes a drag and then says a 'random word'. They take another then pass the joint. The reciever of the joint takes a drag and repeats the word the first person said aswell as adding his own 'random word'. He then takes another drag and passes it to the next person. This third person must take a drag and repeat both of the random words that were said, in order aswell as adding his own random word. He then takes another drag and passes the joint. The list of words gets longer and harder to remember as the game goes on, and the people playing get more stoned, adding to the fun of the game.

--MEMORY GAME--
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon'' (toke)
Stoner2: (toke) ''dragon, grenade'' (toke)
Stoner3: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis'' (toke)
Stoner4: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush'' (toke)
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush, wizard'' (toke)

Memory Game by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

memory block 

the feeling of instant memory loss you get when your half-way through a high and you cant remember anything that happened previous to that moment.

mid conversation:

friend: haha yeah that show is pretty funny.
you: yeah lol...........(cough)what have we been doing for the last hour and a half?
friend: i dont know... damn dude that was some hardcore memory block.

memory block by Maximillius Erectus October 4, 2008

Memory Bug 

A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.

Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.

Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?

I love your.....everything.

The above are examples of Memory bugs.

Memory Bug by Jacob Forquer May 5, 2008