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melon man 

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!
melon man by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020
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Melon Brothers 

Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.
Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.

Melon Fucker 

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"
Melon Fucker by RedBarrage September 6, 2010

melon shooter 

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!
melon shooter by Matt287 May 13, 2006

melon crate 

a helmet usually associated with extreme sports such as snowboarding or downhill mountain biking
I saved myself a serious head injury today by having my melon crate done up tight.
melon crate by neil wilson December 5, 2007

Melon Muncher 

A person (usually African American) who eats watermelons often.