Meef

A mouth queef

That was the hottest meef I've ever heard.

by Spy_bomb January 19, 2018

meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

Meef

Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast

Yo meef past the stick bro
Aye meef whats good bro how u been

meef stay chiefing god dammmm

by masedakid September 21, 2020

Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.

“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”

by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024

Meef

A Meef is a "man queef". Instead of air coming out of a vagina it is air coming out of a penis.

*Meef noise* dude did you just fucking Meef

by Gucci Galapagos January 19, 2021

Meef

Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.

Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"

by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021

Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee

1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef

by Heypeterr December 2, 2023