Meef

A noun and a verb. Used to describe literally anything.

(Noun) Ex. Jon is a dirty meef
(Verb) Ex. We’re just meefin’ around

by rywood February 21, 2019

Meef

When a man farts and the fart travels past his taint to his balls, a man queef

Tom was sitting in class when he meefed, he blushed.

by Psychedelic_samuel August 29, 2019

meefed

A man queef out of the penis hole

Oh my goodness, I just meefed and it gave me a chubby

by Kovafish April 24, 2018

Bayside Meef

The discharge that comes out after vomiting into a dead dogs asshole and skull fucking it into oblivion

I need to get this bayside meef off of my shorts, anyone have any bleach?

by Fretti October 18, 2017

Meef

A mouth queef

That was the hottest meef I've ever heard.

by Spy_bomb January 19, 2018

Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef

Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.

by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019

Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020