Marmalise,
1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup
2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup
2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.
man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*
2.
man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*
2.
man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
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Marmes' during non-grinding hours take the form of middle aged adult males that enjoy hosting barbeques for colleagues and watering plants within their garden. A disguise which fools many young women into believing Marmes' are caring creatures.
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