Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021

meaty nosh

getting a fat cock to eat

hey ant you want a meaty nosh (yes please i love a good old meaty nosh)

by meaty nosher January 7, 2017

Meany

A word I often hear used by little kids to describe their older siblings or parents, yet also used by the typical nerd at a middle school. Used to say that someone is either mean or unfair.

My brother said "what a meany!" and i said "f**k off!!"

by stating the facts November 15, 2004

Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

by Gorbo June 12, 2008

Meaty love stick

an abnormaly sized juicey meat cock

jamie little loves getting meaty love stick's up his anus

by mr roo October 29, 2010

Meaty chug

A big ol' turd that is worthy of the name meaty chug.

Hey dude i left a big ol' meaty chug in the toilet it was so big it absorbed all of the water in the toilet.

by Niggaballz November 6, 2007

meaty vag

A vagina with rather large clit lips.

She pulled aside her panties to expose her meaty vag.

by Greenguy March 29, 2008