Mayson

A definite life liver. She makes the most of everything she does and looks good doing it. Not only is this girl stunning, she has a personality to match. When people meet her they remember her forever because she is like no one they have ever met before. People have a hard time not starring at her because she is such a gem.

She knows how to handle situations right and is someone you want as a sister. Most girls don't like her because they are incredibly jeleous of her perfectness. However, boys love this girl because she really is one in a million.

The Mayson entered the room
Girl: "Wow, who does that bitch think she is?"
Boy: "Pinch me. My future wife has entered the room."

by Jack Sertome January 10, 2011

mayonnaise sandwich

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.

Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!

by Dirty January 3, 2004

hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008

mayonnaise mask

Face covered in male ejaculatory secretion. A facial.

I heard John gave his girlfriend a mayonnaise mask for valentines day.

by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010

mammoned

When someone puts you in a bad spot.

The boss did'nt give enough for the coffee again. I should have guessed I'd get mammoned today. mammoned

by ttrman August 18, 2010

maymouna

A Maymouna is the sweetest and most caring person in the world. She is stunning beautiful and a true legend.
A Maymouna never goes out of style.

'I need a Maymouna'
'You look Maymouna today'

by pewilliamss February 10, 2018

Mayonnaise Lesbian

A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic

Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian

by GodConfirms February 27, 2020