Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012

Martyna

The definition of cute,adorable,sweet,artsy,smart AND ETC

Martyna is cute,adorable,sweet,artsy,smart AND ETC

by Tk1927 September 8, 2019

Bradley Martyn

A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.

Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.

I love you, Bradley

PS: Dom is still bigger than you

I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn

by Urbandefintions June 5, 2018

Martynas

its a boys name you fucking idiot

hi what is your name?
hello my name is martynas and not martyna

by MartynasAndNotMartyna September 22, 2021

Maxton

He looks like my English teacher. He is so short. He will be 4'11 forever and ever and ever. The only person who will ever be shorter than him is.. oh wait, no one :). He is smart and retarded. He looks like Mr. Cheney as a baby on crack. He'll probably die alone but you know what, that's ok, at least he'll have Mr. Cheney. Max gives terrible hugs. Max laughs at everything. He doesn't do his math homework and has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle

Maxton is short and looks like an English teacher who can't do math.
Maxton doesn't do his math homework, what a loser.

by i hate daniel January 16, 2020

martyna

she is a pretty girl. i dont know why she covers her face up in every photo taken of her. she has long brown hair thats always tied back in a ponytail, shiny brown eyes and freckles spotted all over her face. she didnt zip her coat up even in the freezing cold. i know she has a crush on me because one of my friends told me and i dont know how to feel. shes really nice and you can trust her with anything though.

person 1: i think martyna wrote a valentine for me

person 2: i think she did too

by c0met_slays February 12, 2023

martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies

Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story

by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012