Maths 

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

Maths by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023

Maths 

The top-dog British twatty way of saying the inferior math.

"Maths is shit better than math, innit bruv?"

Maths by morgiemuscle March 22, 2024

mATHS/Meth 

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC

mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth

mATHS/Meth by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019

Maths A/General 

A fuck fest for potatoes, cabbage patch kids and vegetables alike... Only the lowest of lows can join Maths A/Maths General. This fuck fest can be witnessed in Australia only.

Look at that sped, bet he does Maths A/General. Such a retard!

Maths A/General by Hornet173 October 23, 2018

Maths Debate 

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

Maths Debate by Shamona1222 May 18, 2011

Maths homework 

Cannabis

Nathan: Wanna do some maths homework?
Alex: Fo' Sho'

Maths homework by Natyrox October 20, 2011

maths class 

1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as

if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?

I catch up on sleep in maths class

maths class by gender identity crisis June 19, 2020