math

M-mentally
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.

Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!

by Gasper November 7, 2006

mathing

The art or science of doing mathematics.

I caught myself doing some extra mathing after school.

by woolsweater August 31, 2006

Math

really freaking boring

Math is so freaking boring

by Carlos Guatanamo September 14, 2007

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Math is simply mental abuse to humans my friend.

by WafflezRDank April 12, 2017

Math

Am I forced to explain it?

I got only 4 hours of sleep the last night because of the math assignments

by Clo̸uds the yes. October 9, 2021

Math

Mental
Abuse
That

Hurts

Math means mental Abuse that hurts

by Littlereddevil May 28, 2016

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Comes in various, horrid forms, such as algebra and geometry.
Basically, besides the common multiplication, addition, division and subtraction, math is useless and unnecessary brain torture.

Today I was handed a picture of a triangle with the variable X on one side. The words were "find X", and everybody around me was sweating balls trying to formulate all these long ass equations. I simply drew an arrow pointing to the variable already printed at the side, and wrote "here it is". Sometimes, simple thinking is genius too. Needless to say, I still got a zero on that problem. Gosh darn it, Math!

by MissPhantomhive December 12, 2015