Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

by P0ppers July 16, 2021

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

Snowballing mates

The art of cum swapping between good male friends. Where After fellatio has been performed, the one with a gob full stands over the other on and transfers semen and saliva into mouth.

Connor had a long glistening shaft in his mouth, whilst jack screamed, "hold onto your hat love, im about to blow your brains out". Connor, with a gob full stands over pale skinned jack and uses his big lips to llama spit the cum into jacks mouth. Jack swallows and looks to his family who give him thumbs up, to which rick says, "Now thats what i call snowballing mates".

by Jack finerty September 23, 2009

Mateus

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.

"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"

by aceboy27 December 11, 2011

mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

maressa

Maressa, it means the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.

'You're amazing, are you sure your name isn't Maressa?'

by Melissa Page December 24, 2007

Manessa

She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's super gorgeous, really athletic, and has the biggest smile. She's a great listener and no matter how bad your day was she always finds a way to make it better. She's what guys are looking for in a girl. She's not scared to tell you her opinion. Even when she has a bad day, she'll make sure it doesn't affect anyone else. She loves her family and friends. She cares about school and her future. She's determine to be successful. Once you find yourself a Manessa don't lose/hurt her. She'll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Girl 1: Look there's Manessa!
Girl 2: omg she's the best! Lets go say hi!

Boy 1: Damn I wish Manessa was mine.
Boy 2: Same dude she's super pretty! Her bf is really lucky to have her.

by soccerinheaven November 27, 2017