button masher

Used to describe something you just can't wrap your head around.

Yeah, I don't know how to answer that. It's a real button masher.

by Unicorn Boots April 5, 2009

Idahoan Potato Masher

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.

Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016

Button Masher

A person who is constantly texting on their cell phone at any given time of the day

Alex is always either playing super smash bros or texting god knows who. He is such a button masher

by Hitlist 3 October 18, 2008

Button Masher

A lady who loves other ladies.. you know... in "that" way.

Meat - Yo, I think that girl is gay!

Sp3rm - Yeah, she's a button masher fo sho!!!

by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009

Mississippi Momma Masher

A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.

Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

Hot-Ass-Masher

One who vaginally penetrates a girl, while beating her ass into submition with a blunt object.

Christina: I had to go to the hospital after last night Fred, you Hot-Ass-Masher!
Fred: Worth it.

by Hot-Ass-Masher Crew June 15, 2010

Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

by Asterix September 30, 2005