Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.

Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!

by memememan March 16, 2011

Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill

FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER

by tman7442 December 26, 2011

sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005

pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.

Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.

by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017

Margery

an epic person, one who often hunts with a bow and quiver.
makes a great lover with fiery passion.

"Woah! Who brought that 14-point buck in for dinner?"
"Definitely Margery. Who else?"

by queenofwine October 2, 2013

Mafter

when you can't tell if a person is a man or a woman, but they have kids. mother and father put together.

person 1: hey, look at that kids mafter!

person 2: dude, it's so hairy!

mother father shim

by kkgirls27 December 30, 2009

Martarpa

Maar-tar-pa

To voice discontent (or moan) over a situation or event etc.

or

To state when someone is moaning or poking fun at someone who is moaning

Jo has ben told by hs mother to do tidy his room

Jo: Martarpa!!! -.-

or

"Oh dude, my Girlfriend was all like Martarpa at me for staying out late."

or

Bob: Man I just did an epic fail!!!

Jo: *lol* Martarpa!!! :P

by Shadow Demon May 10, 2010