Markle Weather Report

When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.

"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"

by John Tetley January 4, 2022

marblecakealsothegame

The string "marblecakealsothegame" (marblecake also the game) was used in a 4chan hack of the 2009 TIME 100 Poll, which manipulated the results of the poll so that the first letters of the top 21 names spelled out this string, and the top name was "moot", resulting in TIME Magazine pronouncing Christopher "moot" Poole, the founder of 4chan, to be the World’s Most Influential Person of 2009.

The string "marblecakealsothegame" could be used for any similar purpose.

by dbrockman May 2, 2011

Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011

Maple TA

A retarded method of assessment used by universities to fuck their students up and give them cancer.

Person 1: "Hey have you done the Maple TA yet?"
Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."

by A Dumb Dude August 23, 2016

MAPLE NIGGER

A substitute for Canadians or people who once lived in Canada.

Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy

Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.

by Slamcrunch October 1, 2016

gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Maple Walnut

When a man dips his testiculs into some maple syrup and then drop there testiculs into there partners mouth.

Joey gave Zoey a Maple Walnut.

by KarlThePanda January 2, 2010