lost your marbles

a game involing 2+ people where you lie on the ground on your backs, sides touching, and alternate throwing a marble into the air. if, when it lands, it hits the other person, you get points based on where it hits.
head~50 pts
girl's chest~10 pts
guy's chest~5 pts
leg's~5 pts
feet~1 pt
if it hits you, you subtract that number. play until all the marbles have been thrown, then race around finding them, then lay back down and play again. requires next to no skill, is hysterical, and fun espec. when stoned

"hey man let's play lost your marbles- that game is totally sweet!"

lost your marbles by lauren September 1, 2003

Monkey's Marbles 

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.

"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"

Monkey's Marbles by Jim Fotographer July 28, 2008

mixing marbles 

mixing one's marbles: someone confusing people/things, unintential.

As opposed to losing marbles which can mean loosing grip of a situation or things, usually uttered in a frustrated manner, "I am losing my marbles".

You are mixing your marbles, you should have sent the package to me, not to Keith.

There is no mixing marbles.

mixing marbles by mixed_marble May 2, 2011

Fighting Marbles 

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.

Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.

Fighting Marbles by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013

Anal Marbles 

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

Anal Marbles by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

John marbles by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)

1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever

Pog marbles or stickers by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2021