Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017

manstruate

When a guy starts acting really crabby, and complaining much like a woman on her period.

Eric: "I am sick and tired of cleaning up your crap, Paul. Keep it on your side of the room!"
Paul: "Woah, sorry dude. No need to manstruate at me- I'll clean it up!"

James: "Dude, what's up with Jeff? He's been really crabby lately."
Harry: "Yea, I know. He's probably manstruating."

by this_is_my_pseudonym October 25, 2010

monstrostitute

a sorostitute of inordinate size.

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.

by Pythagorus Nelson IV December 12, 2007

manstruate

To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.

You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

cock monstrosity

a male member that is mammoth in both girth and length.

her pussy gotbeaten to death by that cock monstrosity!!

by D Sanchez May 13, 2005

pre-manstrual syndrome

When a male is irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS

Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.

by Frannie U January 11, 2009

monstrous carbuncle

A hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of British national pride, probably built by a German contractor.

Comedy Pyramid

That new German-built monument of British pride is a monstrous carbuncle...

by TheIan October 22, 2003