When you shave you pubic hair and other words go dick bald therefore you mustn’t have hair on your dick
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Sarah, why not pay John a visit? He is taking his break up hard and could do with some serious manscaping....
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(adj. & n) performing an act that requires access to the face whilst forgetting the presence of a face mask prohibiting it.
Jimmy tried to drink his Prosecco but had Maskaphasia and ended up pouring it all over his lap instead
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Predominately an act of toxic masculinity, and also sometimes performed by “alpha women”
Predominately an act of toxic masculinity, and also sometimes performed by “alpha women”
Richard you are manscaping! Give me some room
Can you please move your leg over Jacob, I cannot fit on my chair
Can you please move your leg over Jacob, I cannot fit on my chair
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The 4 very young, very millenial, very perfectly deliberately facial haired and Manscaped NFL Coaches: Sean McVay, Kliff Kingsbury, Kyle Shanahan, and Matt LaFleur.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Colin: Hey, how come Kyle Shanahan always looks like he is cool about being late to his girlfriend's grandmother's birthday party?
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
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