Manolo probe

When you stick the heel of an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass.

I gave him a Manolo probe only after he promised me a new pair of Leopard d'Orsays.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

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Manoos

Going mouth to anus

That lad went manoos with her.

by Eatit6971 January 12, 2018

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A beautiful, generous and sweet french/english/international girl. Who, despite her appearance and actions, is very sweet, gentle and caring to the ones she loves. the strongest most respectable women in history. They'll always cheer you up and be themselves around their true friends and lover(s). if you are lucky enough to know a manon you will always be a call away from happiness. one word to describe this queen is "dominant"

i am so happy now that there is a manon in my life

by oliverbarkelelelele December 8, 2019

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Manonos

Fake Manolos. These shoes are almost identical to Manolos, however they are cheaper. I got a pair for $20. No one will ever know, unless they steal them!

"Manolos, manonos, I can't tell." -Nelly
"Manonos straight from Steve Madden." - Jay Z

by cocaine706 December 5, 2004

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Manopotomus

A morbidly obese gargantuan, barely discernable as a member of the human species; closely related to the water dwelling beast indigenous to the African continent, but with the power of speech, and a penchant for processed foods, bad hygiene and Yoo-hoo as opposed to melons and leafy greens. Will kill unwitting individuals who impede access to foods, compete for desired foods, or appear to be foods themselves.

Male or female, they are often seen terrorizing supermarkets in electric 'opotomus' carts, as their legs are unable to support their near liquid, oozing, and corpulent girth. They are known to plunder the chip aisle and consume fried dough, pork rinds, and patronize chain buffets, where it is common to discover they are ‘platinum feast members’. These creatures also procreate at an alarming rate, and are oft seen towing their bloated progeny in the quest for saturated fat, salt, and high calorie food substitutes at state fairs and other festive venues to include tractor pulls and professional wrestling events. Although easily recognizable by sheer size, other tell tale signs are inability to ambulate due to weight, soiled t-shirts and sweat pants, children sporting sticky non-specific and nebulous substances about face and mouth. In rare cases, manopotomus may be able to detach lower mandible in order to consume entire cakes or other large pastries in a single bite and in the absence of liquid facilitation in a manner akin to many reptiles.

by Matt's Borderline November 10, 2010

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