Malena

Malena is the most carrying person on the Hole planet and everyone deserves a Malena in their life. She is so amazing and she doesn’t hurt anyone even not the person who hurt her❤️💕

Boy: who is that girl over there? She is so hot🥵 do you think she would date me?
Girl: Oh that’s Malena! She is so pretty but she already has a boyfriend!

by Elina Charles November 3, 2019

Mr Maynard

The Blaster of Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees. As well as the Detention gifter to Blake Burgess. (Used to be chill, now out for revenge).

Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees: *Search up Bad Boy things on the internet*
Mr Maynard: *BLASTS*
Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*

by Ventureofthe6 May 7, 2019

maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008

Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.

a perfect circle,Tool

by Sarah Kathryn,22, just another Aries born and raised in Ravenna,Ohio May 6, 2004

maynard

A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.

Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."

by APropist July 15, 2011

Malena

Malena is the girl u want she will put all your time in for u she has a big ass but small boobs she will do everything for u and she bangs hard I think get your self a malena

Who’s that amazing girl it malena

by Zacharyj69 October 6, 2019

Malena

She is Beautiful, Nice, Artistic, Has great boobs, has a nice ass, and will give a good time.

Malena is the best.

by Oofmakee October 2, 2018