When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023
Get the Maryland Crab Mallet mug.A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....
by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003
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text message that is mistyped or misdirected
1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.
Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"
Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"
Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"
Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"
by Millie350 October 7, 2009
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1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004
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