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by 510bby February 22, 2019
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17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google
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Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
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it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
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Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
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3. (proper) A specific administration that meets either of the above definitions.
2. Innocently incompetent mismanagement that has such detrimental consequences that it could not be worse if it were deliberate and malicious.
3. (proper) A specific administration that meets either of the above definitions.
We still have two and a half more years of the Obama Maladministration ahead of us, but fortunately I can see 2012 from my house.
by ak4mc July 8, 2010
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