Mailen

Mailen is the perfect girl. She is pretty, kind, awesome and funny. She has a special name and loves it. She is the best and her friends think so to

What, are you freinds with Mailen? You lucky bastard.

by MaIAlM August 27, 2017

Mairen

Mairen is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She’s always there for her friends even if they’re not always there for her. Her curly brown hair matches her personality perfect. She can get in a mood we’re sometimes, she thinks everyone is against her but really everyone loves her no matter what she does. She always try’s to keep everyone on the same page and happy with each other even if it ends up with her in tears.

Person one: hey have you seen Mairen around anywhere?
Person two: yea she’s over there. She’s helping her friend out with a problem.

Mairen: hey...
Person one: hey what’s up?!
Mairen: um nothing really but-
Person one- sorry Mairen my friend just called
Mairen: oh okay

by Wisheswater July 8, 2018

Fat-Ass Magenta

Name to describe people with a typically bitchy, annoying, slap-you-in-your-fat-fuck-face personality. Common amongst individuals with the name "Michael," which may be due to the fact that over two percent of Americans have been presented with that name by their parents.

Fat-Ass Magentas usually talk nonstop about the most retarded crap. They do not leave you alone, disregard personal space, rarely shower, have relatively gross facial features, and are indeed fat. The term, Fat-Ass Magenta, can be used as an insult, although primarily used to express hard feelings or hate toward someone. In the long run, Fat-Ass Magentas only need a decent amount of patience, tolerance, and the ability to see from both perspectives, in order to find the best in the person.

YO!!!! Fat-Ass Magenta, leave me the hell alone, and stop breathing in my damn ear!!

by I Love To Give The Truth July 21, 2013

Maiken

Hottest girl you could ever meet. She is nice and caring and is there for anyone when they need it. She has a big butt and boys chase after her constantly. If you meet a Maiken make her yours right away before some one else takes her.

Boy 1:"Damn is that Maiken"
Boy 2:"Yea she's hot isn't she"

by cghjdnywnbfuh March 22, 2017

iron maiden

Arguably the most influential heavy band of all time. Not only are they hands down the most musically talented metal band, they have also harnessed the power of evil will thrashing guitar riffs and explosive lyrics of folklore and true historical events. Anyone who slanders Iron Maiden is an immediate threat to the immortal Gods of Metal. Your days are numbered, and the time will undoubtedly come when Eddie will seek reparations by impaling your soul in a true iron maiden. The forces of evil do not tolerate douche bags who villify the fathers of contemporary metal. Claim allegiance to Iron Maiden or perish in a whirlind of hellish fire. Resistance will only exacerbate the wrath of the almighty one. Hail Eddie, the surveyor of all evil, and executer of flamers who know nothing about heavy metal!

Long live Iron Maiden, Eddie, booze, big 80's chugs and anything cool. Judgement day is near for all tools who don't listen to Iron Maiden!

by Eddie's Keeper May 30, 2005

Maisenbach

Verb. To grow facial hair and hook up with a girl then shave so she doesnt recognize you.

Joey: Sweet fu-manchu man.
Ben: Yeah man I plan to Maisenbach some girl tonight.

by brOTC December 3, 2011

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010