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Get the made-up word mug.A completely disgusting substance that some girls feel the need to rub all over their face, usually made out of fish scales, whale blubber, rabbit poop, and the parts of pigs they can not feed you ( even in hotdogs).
by Rin K. November 13, 2007
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The otherwise excellent makeupalley beauty and wellbeing website's weak spot is the cafe board. There is teenage angst re boys and relationships, looks, unfair parents; derogatory comments about mothers-in-law (watch your back if your son gets an MUA girlfriend); disgust re pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding - oh, and pubic hair; childless posters who apparently have the expertise to comment upon child-rearing practices and the inadequacies of parents; nauseating fawning over pets, yet many US cats are subjected to onychectomy, a practice prohibited or restricted in many countries; bragging posts by the sexually 'daring' who aren't doing anything different, just making more 'look at me' noise about it; bashing of and ignorance about feminism, history, the world; pointless posts about pooping (grow up and let us eat our snacks at the computer in peace); film and book recommendations that are usually lowest common denominator formulaic rubbish. The format of the board is chatroom-like, which is a strength, and sometimes there are posters with whom it's possible to have a respectful exchange of ideas, some truly liberated thinking, and real fun rather than a repetition of the same in-jokes. The board is dominated by Americans so be politically incorrect or try a little subtle humour at your peril. Finally, be prepared for some eye-rollingly ignorant posts when the banned topic of religion rears its head, and remember that correct spelling is beyond a majority of the posters, most of whom don't have the excuse of English being their second language.
makeupalley cafe board is where I will learn that 'most people that call themselves feminists are actually mysogynists' and that having pubic hair is unhygienic
by ithastobesaid December 15, 2008
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A substance that comes in powdered, liquid, gel, or cream form and usually consists of talc, glitter, carnuba wax and parfum. Some forms of makeup include eyeshadow (colored powder usually containing glitter that is applied to eye area), lipstick (a solid stick of carnuba wax and pigment applied to lips), nail polish (a colored enamel-like paint that dries into a hard surface that is applied to nails), foundation/powder (goop and powder the same hue as human skin that is sponged and brushed onto face to hide imperfections), and lip gloss (a usually gel-like substance usually containing a shimmer powder that is applied to lips to give sheen). Many cosmetic companies include Clinique, Maybelline, Urban Decay, Jane and MAC.
Makeup is usually colored in different hues based on the type it is. Blue/silver is a common color for eyeshadow, while a range of red and pink (mimicking lips's natural color) are most commonly found in lipstick.
If you want a translation, makeup is a bunch of scented glitzy colored shit that some people apply to their ugly mug hoping it enhances their looks (usually fails) or just to be "girly."
Makeup is used most often by pre-teens, teeny boppers, whores, valley girls, metrosexuals, bloated old housewives, and in other words any other form of ditzy, stuck-up human being that goes to the mall more that 4-5 times a week, if often seen chewing Hubba Bubba bubblegum, and swoons over prettyboys (see pretty boy) like Justin Timberlake.
See ugly bitch trying to look pretty
Makeup is usually colored in different hues based on the type it is. Blue/silver is a common color for eyeshadow, while a range of red and pink (mimicking lips's natural color) are most commonly found in lipstick.
If you want a translation, makeup is a bunch of scented glitzy colored shit that some people apply to their ugly mug hoping it enhances their looks (usually fails) or just to be "girly."
Makeup is used most often by pre-teens, teeny boppers, whores, valley girls, metrosexuals, bloated old housewives, and in other words any other form of ditzy, stuck-up human being that goes to the mall more that 4-5 times a week, if often seen chewing Hubba Bubba bubblegum, and swoons over prettyboys (see pretty boy) like Justin Timberlake.
See ugly bitch trying to look pretty
Fugly girl: Hold on, I have to, like, apply my makeup.
Someone else: Um... you DO know that you look like a fugly bimbo with that shit on your face as well as off.
Fugly girl: I like this blue eyeshadow, it really brings out the color of my eyes. Do you think this purple-hued lipgloss will help enhance the natural pout of my luscious rose-toned lips?
Someone else: Whatever. Bitch.
Someone else: Um... you DO know that you look like a fugly bimbo with that shit on your face as well as off.
Fugly girl: I like this blue eyeshadow, it really brings out the color of my eyes. Do you think this purple-hued lipgloss will help enhance the natural pout of my luscious rose-toned lips?
Someone else: Whatever. Bitch.
by IluvB123 March 3, 2005
Get the makeup mug.something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes
by SexyLexie March 4, 2007
Get the makeup mug.Makeup is multiple different things. Ex: Eyeliner, Concealer, Mascara etc. Makeup is a form of art. Expressing yourself. And yes for some people covering insecurities. But makeup is an art you have brushes for certain things and certain types of makeup for certain things different kinds of makeup for different skin types. The ignorant guys (and some girls) out there that say girls wear makeup to look better or for attention or cause they're ugly. In some cases that is true. But for most women/girls and now even some men/boys they wear makeup because they simply love the art and how beautiful it can truly be.
Girl1: Hey where did you get that makeup?
Girl 2: Oh I got my mascara from Sephora, My liner from Ulta and my powder from Mac. My makeup artist did my makeup today though.
Girl 2: Oh I got my mascara from Sephora, My liner from Ulta and my powder from Mac. My makeup artist did my makeup today though.
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