Madoff Machine

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

Rape machine

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.

I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.

by Will2500 April 20, 2023

Cringe machine

See “mistah J”

someone who is non stop cringe and anything that they post is absolutely atrocious or just plain awful, talentless , annoying, etc

“A person who does something for attention or hops onto overhyped or popular fads for the sake of clout or who enjoys showing off is easily labeled a cringe machine”

“That eboy is a real cringe machine”

Anyone who uses Snapchat filters or tik tok is a textbook cringe machine

Who you looking for on here? Mistah J? Or any of the other lesser cringe machine individuals?????

by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022

Ego Machine

Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.

"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"

by NWAwalrus January 1, 2022

porn machine

A computer with internet access, thus porn

Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008

Fear machine

A large, bazooka-like gun that shoots dildos hard enough into a foe's mouth to break his/her neck.

Police Officer: <looks at shattered body> Dear god! What happened to this poor man?!

Innocent Bystander: He has succumb to the neck-breaking power of the fear machine.

by MacKeown! June 15, 2011

The Machine Gun

When a guy is getting a blow job from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his dick and screaming Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt!

Also known as the Rambo and the Frustrated Elmo

I don't think that girl will ever talk to me again after i Machine Gunned her.

That girl got really pissed when i showed her the Machine Gun

by Shitty McCunterman October 13, 2011